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Your like Cigarettes, adictive as hell Did you brush your teeth this morning or do I need to taste them to find out? Have you ever slid down a rail, She says "no" would you like to slide down mine. We're both fine specimans lets say we go make some more Could you step away from the bar? Drop a packet of sugar on the floor next to the girl you are after. excuse me miss you dropped your nametag Excuse me I think you droped something (when she asks what? Cause you got fine written all over you Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? I saw you from across the room, and I fainted, and hit my head. ) My meat in your grill Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my little friend The only vowels I need are U and I Do you need a napkin?

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head. If I were on you, I'd be coming too." Is your last name pepper cause your SMOKIN! 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Girl do you take karate because your body is kicking.

She tells her girlfriend that the sexy lingerie she buys doesn’t do it for him, and he only lasts for about two minutes in bed now.

In need of something different, she gets an idea when the 19-year old boy next door appears in her yard because his volleyball rolled onto her property.

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Hey there you look good, how many guys do i have to wait behind? I need to make a citizens arrest against you, cause it's a crime to be that fine! Wow I must be good at darts because I hit a bullseye with you Damn Girl, your about to make the rocket in my pants blast off! Backwards, it's god with a little bit of U wrapped around it. Hey you free for dinner, because I have a private chef who makes a mean breakfast in bed..... (Works better if you actually do have a private chef) Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart. ) Cause yo booty been callin me alllll dayyyy throw a packet of sugar and say..... Cause you really turn me on I like my coffee just like I like my women with (extra sugar, black, etc) You wanna play pool I'll shoot my balls in your holes Hey baby, is your name Daisy? It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine Are you a speeding ticket? ) cuz i noticed the humps Tickle your pussy with a feather? ) I said, "Particularily nice weather." Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I'm attracted to You.

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The plan works and he puts her big juicy ass to work on his cock. And she knows she’s a dirty wife, because at her rendezvous with Ryan today, she tells him that they shouldn’t be doing what they’re doing, even though they love it so much! A few lies later she’s having phone sex with him, all the while Ryan’s acting out the pussy-eating and nipple-biting desires she’s requesting from her other half on the phone!

But she can only pretend to be alone on the phone so much when she’s got a dick stuffed in her mouth, so she hangs up with the poor bastard and continues her sordid office romance until she cums. India pulls Jake aside to break the terrible news to him. Jake is a bit confused, considering his Dad just married India recently.

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